The best blonde joke…

by on January 18, 2006

I missed the best blonde joke ever. Well, at least I did until I got to Greg Hughes blog. Being blonde I appreciate jokes like these. Update: Greg’s link doesn’t seem to work, so you can catch the joke on Ben Hammersley’s blog.

Oh, hell, since we’re doing stupid stuff and it’s my birthday, here’s a couple of fun videos:

One for Liz Lawley. She’s a World of Warcraft fan. The video explains how WoW is a birth control device.
One for all you Xbox fans. Video of the comic group Tripod — song has funny moments that women who hang out with geeks can certainly appreciate.

Hey, I know these have been on Digg already. Too bad. It’s my birthday and it’s my blog. Heheh.

  • Happy Birthday Robert!!! Many more!
  • Farooq
    Happy Birthday Robert...here's to another geeky year in 2006!
  • Happy Birthday Robert. I hope millions of people buy and read Naked Conversations and that you are a bestselling author by your next birthday.
  • Be funnier if it worked in Firefox.

    aspx nonsense.
  • cheong
    The joke can actually be described by 2 words we learnt in programming course. :P
  • Justin Wignall
    Happy Birthday Robert! Have a great day.
  • anyone actually found the source yet?
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    Peter
    http://peteremcc.wordpress.com
  • Happy birthday Robert!
  • Happy birthday robert. Hope it was a good one!
  • Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they're great though.
  • Happy Birthday Robert. Thanks for sharing your day with us!
  • That's great, RObert. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday
  • Happy Birthday Robert!

    All the best!

    Josh
  • Happy Birthday!
  • Ah-ha, a January birthday for you too, eh? Enjoy your special day, Robert!
  • Something I just learned the other day.
    You are not blonde.
    You are blond
  • Happy birthday! I'm looking forward to the next Summit, perhaps we meet again. It was a pleasure. Have a great time!
  • Christopher Coulter
    Blogging is a birth control device.
  • How come that WOW WMV file won't play on my Macintosh? I've upgraded to the Flip WMV plugin that Microsoft is pushing instead of Windows Media Player... and it doesn't work... I get sound, but not video.
  • and happy birthday, btw!
  • Robert, FYI - those videos seem to mess up your feed on live.com. I get the video (http://www.premisedenied.com/img/blog/WOW.wmv) embedded in every single one of your entries when I preview the entries. Can you try it and let the live.com folks know?
  • Happy Birthday - It's my birthday too. =) have a good day
  • Happy Birthday! That is a brilliant joke. I'm not blond, so I got the idea quite quickly of course ;)
  • happy b-day Robert!
  • Happy B'day Robert!! :)
  • Happy Birthday Robert!

    And just FYI: The guys who do the Xbox song (Tripod) are an *excellent* comic trio, who used to do a weekly segment on the radio station JJJ in Australia. Their segment was called "A Song In An Hour" and was on "The Breakfast Show".

    Basically the deal was that the 2 hosts of TBS would give them a number of topics (normally between 3 and 7 or so) and then Tripod would have an hour to come up with a song and perform it live on radio. They came up with some absolute stunners like "The Gospel According To Britney (Spears)", "The Naked Chef" (then I found out why he's not tackle out, why he's not in the buff, when he's cooking his stuff") and "Hot Girl in the Comic Shop" ("my competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast").

    Absolute GOLD.

    Have a good one,

    Beau
  • Ritchie, sorry about that I'll make sure the team sees this.
  • anon
    Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they’re great though.

    I hope that at least you're blonde.

    What's blonder than not getting a blonde joke?
  • OK, you got me. Firefox has like 20 open tabs.

    Sheesh.

    Happy birthday. I'll buy you a glass of Cab at the next Author's Summit.

    S
  • Happy Birthday Mr S - no word on how many years you have spent wandering the planet?
  • Ooops and there it is in the next post down - ah well, happy birthday again in any case...
  • Not being blonde, I got the joke by the 3rd or 4th link, but kept going for about 20 more because this is a very interesting collection of blogs that have nothing in common except for linking into this joke. What a great way to find something new to read.
  • BTW - Happy Birthday Robert. You look younger than 41, but maybe that is because I picture Philip Seymour Hoffman when I read your blog. He should play you in the movie version of your book.
  • Happy B Day Rob

    Hope your having fun whatever your doing ?

    Enjoy the day !

    John Piercy
  • Happy Birthday Robert, have a great day! And as for the Blonde joke, well, I think it's a great idea to get a better rank in Technorati. :P

    ~ CC
  • Happy birthday Robert another year but this one is going to be the best yet 2006 is our year .
    enjoy your day , and I liked the videos .
  • Papa
    The link to the joke is broken or something. whats up!!!

    other than that happy b-day keep more of the channel9 goodness coming !!!!!!!!!
  • Happy Birthday! :)))
  • mal
    How far would you go for your best birthday ever?? :)
  • mad
    From one blond to another, happy birthday. I bought your book today. Maybe I'll dye my hair black....
  • Jer
    Where's the damn joke???
  • Jon
    I like how Scoble's blog links to Ben's blog for the joke, which links to Shelley's blog for the post, which links back to Scoble's blog for the post. Is the joke that only a blonde would be dumb enough to keep surfing through the three sites without realizing that there's no joke? Because, if it is, then it works marvelously, seeing as how I'm blonde.
  • Amazing. Robert has already got about 30 links to this post. Surely his Technorati rank is gonna go up. :P

    Jon, that is the joke!!
  • Happy Birthday. Funny joke. If I wasn't a brunette I probably could have spent hours looking for the joke. Ha Ha. :-)
  • Happy way belated birthday Robert!
  • You devious bastard and your jokes!
  • I fell for that "blonde joke" thingy once. Its a lame way to get some hits.

    Anyway, Happy Birthday Robert :)
  • Scobie, who would have thought it? The simple ones are always the best. HB :-)
  • Belated Happy Birthday, Robert!
  • Just so you know, you really should check your link to the best blonde joke ever. It goes to the same place again and again, and I was showing it to my friend when POOF! It didn't work anymore...and he was really fooled too. Just make sure to check that link.
  • Happy Birthday!! It was great to see Tripod again...I saw them live in Sydney once upon a time & I have missed their sense of humour while travelling...thanks for making me smile today!!
  • Me and my blondie ass kept searching for it when that was in fact the joke in the first place. Damn I'm slow. Well, I really don't know you. But Happy Birthday anyway.

    See yas
    Kaze.
  • Sheez, I finally figured out why the link was not working. Stupid referral spam filter setting - sorry. Fixed.
  • Hey there. Happy Birthday. It's my birthday on the 18th as well. Rock on, man.
  • I hope you are the most happiest man in the world this day.

    you deserve the best,guy.
  • I
    Убей себя об стену, жирный мудак.
  • adrian hines
    yall arte crazy retards bloinde
  • Paul Brin
    This joke can be traced back to the beginning of the internet; http://kygallery.com/first.html
  • Hey, I haven't read the joke yet, but I'll zip on over and check it out! Hope you had a very happy birthday! :)
  • Hey, Robert! E-mail me at KellyBrendon@yahoo.com. I want to make sure I actually got the joke, and that it's not being played on me by my computer.

    (BTW, I got to your blog from my dashboard, in case you're wondering. :D)
  • LYNNE
    I was looking for the world's best blond joke....what happened to it.
  • Karola
    i've been trying to find the best blonde joke ever and keep going in a circle.. help where is the actual joke?! my curiosity is getting the best of me! :-) karola
  • Karola and others. The joke originally led from blog to blog to blog in an unending stream. You could click forever.

    But, it turned out the traffic was taking some people's blogs down so Shelley turned it into a loop and linked it back to me. That was pretty funny too! Only a blonde would keep clicking the links in a circular fashion. :-)
  • dude, i hope you realize that people only comment here b/c its the higest rated post on wordpress and they want exposure for their own blogs.

    that is not why i'm here.

    eteraz
    dot
    wordpress
    [yank]
  • That is so great! I am not blonde--well, I'm dirty blonde, does that count?--but even I was stumped.
  • Stupid. Is only...
  • I must be missing something (probably because I'm blonde) but even though I click on the links, and the links they point to, I never land on the joke. Is that the joke?
  • Gullible comes to mind, even though thats not even a word and has never appeared in a dictionary.
  • amy Lawerence
    I think Blonde Joke are really stupid but not me
  • nikki crain
    I think blondes are stupid but not me
  • im sexy with boobs the size of soccer balls and i like tanning naked at the beach. im 21 and have had sex 29 times and im not married! you know you want me! my butt is clean and even tan!
  • Oh, God, this is hilarious.
  • Blondes are not dumb! I would know I am one. It is just a color of hair it does not mean anything.
  • FAT ASS JONES
    BLONDES R DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ID34
  • I'm :D going to hello for this joke.. :-D
  • aldoghr
    haha very funny
  • Kay
    so... wheres the blonde joke????? email me.
    ps. im not blonde. im brunett. I SWEAR
  • Ok.. following the story :D
  • This is second week I try to read this joke. No result... But I hope for next weeks searching.
  • Blondes are OK. And blonde jokes are OK too.
  • Blonde jokes I like. Blondes singing are horrible...
  • BHP
    What a pity my wife is not a blonde. Anyway joke is OK if I only find it.
  • bob
    your a twat!!!!!!!!!
  • DEVILMONKEY
    HAPPY BDAY...WOW IS LIKE CRACK.. MY BOYFRIEND QUIT IT FOR ME...IT WAS HARD BUT I DID IT..
  • i did not even get to read the joke because i could not find it and even if i did it probably would of been a waste of my time anyway so dont even try it because you are not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • nikhil
    mother fucker
  • sam
    born bastard...son of a bitch!!
  • rock
    whoever started this shit is a son of prostitute...mother bastard.....
  • joe
    black asshole
  • La dee Da
    LOL. hehe - it took me ages to find it - I think one of the links is broken - but it was worth it in the end. Brilliant!
  • Hah! I finally got the joke. In about two hours.

    I exercised my fingers, tho.

    You think you're funny? Check out my stuff. It's mind numbing. But, hey, I'm a blonde!
  • bob
    it was rtarted horied it gave me a vrires
  • nik
    check out this amazing site it has all the best jokes and games and funny pictures soon there will be a videos section www.laughatjoke.com
  • Elias
    hahah, very funny....
  • ANONYMOUS
    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE IVE BEEN CLICKING ON LINKS FOR 2 HOURS YOU LOT R STUPID
  • ANONYMOUS
    F U FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FU

    BLOODY GEEKS
  • is the blonde joke the fact that by clicking on the links you are sent in a never ending circle
  • Random: you think? Are you blonde?
  • Paul
    ???
  • aubrey
    hey robert i dont really kno u but happy bday whenever it was.. so wats with the whole joke thing? u kno my lil bros name is robert anyway have a good one

    aubrey
  • wow why do they alays make fun of blonde like im not thay stupid!! lmao

    im so stupid adn i no it so i dont care if any one makes fun of me lmao ?? i think anyway i need to no some more dumb blonde joke s kk so give me a new site with the funnies ??loljkjk no but really?
  • heyy am hommies i no y people amke fun of blondes its because were so liked that even if they make fun of us they no that it wont hurt our feelings because we no that were coolier then them and they no that to and i think thats why??? u got an idea??
    llamo/lmao
    kk love blondes !!!!!!.............byee<3 <3
  • janna
    lmao you guys are hilarious and thats cool to me anyways yeahh
    luve blondes <3<3<3
    "byee"


    blondie /janna
  • amanda lolis
    oh yeahh i dont no but i wrote some thing and it earased buut yeahh w.e sooooooooo blonde got it going on i no bc i am one lmao jkjk anywasy any of u got a really good blodne joke that i wont alreadyy no?? write back on htios site kk
    lol';
    byee<3<3
  • amanda lolis
    lmao i got areally cool blonde joke for you here it is : Two blonde were walking and they came across some tracks, the first blonde said ..."hey look its deer tracks " and the 2nd blonde said "no those are moose tracks "..they were still arguing when.......the train hit them!!!!! yeahh u might think thats so gay buti love that joke its my favouiate !!! u can now tell that to all of ur freinds if u didnt already no that ...or if u even got freinds
    lmoa
    jkjjk anyways
    .................................... can cabu talk back kk
    lmao
    byee<3<3

    the funnie thing is that i dont even no u guy s ohh wellll ill write more l8er kk
    lmaolamolmaolmaolamolamolmao byee
  • anglefromhell123p
    i love blond joke even though i am not a blond in the hair but i am one at the heart :^)
  • anglefromhell123p
    i love blond jokes i even tell them myself some times
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  • Being a blonde myself I have to say I love the post...
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