The best blonde joke…

I missed the best blonde joke ever. Well, at least I did until I got to Greg Hughes blog. Being blonde I appreciate jokes like these. Update: Greg’s link doesn’t seem to work, so you can catch the joke on Ben Hammersley’s blog.

Oh, hell, since we’re doing stupid stuff and it’s my birthday, here’s a couple of fun videos:

One for Liz Lawley. She’s a World of Warcraft fan. The video explains how WoW is a birth control device.
One for all you Xbox fans. Video of the comic group Tripod — song has funny moments that women who hang out with geeks can certainly appreciate.

Hey, I know these have been on Digg already. Too bad. It’s my birthday and it’s my blog. Heheh.

Comments

  1. How come that WOW WMV file won’t play on my Macintosh? I’ve upgraded to the Flip WMV plugin that Microsoft is pushing instead of Windows Media Player… and it doesn’t work… I get sound, but not video.

  2. How come that WOW WMV file won’t play on my Macintosh? I’ve upgraded to the Flip WMV plugin that Microsoft is pushing instead of Windows Media Player… and it doesn’t work… I get sound, but not video.

  3. [...] So, I was browsing through my RSS aggregator this morning when I came across this Slashdot article describing how Firefox developers are adding a “feature” to upcoming Firefox versions to ping a site when you click on a link, so sites can track what links you follow. This bugs me both because of the privacy implications and because it’s not a W3C specification. This is no better than the stupid games Microsoft played in the past with non-standard additions to Internet Explorer. I’m not amused. In the case of internal sites, you already have that information in the logs. In the case of external sites, it’s really none of their damn business which links I follow—if I link to Google or the best blonde joke ever, it really isn’t any concern of mine whether you follow it or not. While it appears that FF devs are going to provide some kind of visual notification, they don’t plan to have an option in the interface or when first clicking a “ping” link to turn it off, since they apparently argue that most users would turn it off. News flash: If you have a feature that most users would turn off if given the choice, perhaps you shouldn’t include that feature! [...]

  4. Happy Birthday Robert!

    And just FYI: The guys who do the Xbox song (Tripod) are an *excellent* comic trio, who used to do a weekly segment on the radio station JJJ in Australia. Their segment was called “A Song In An Hour” and was on “The Breakfast Show”.

    Basically the deal was that the 2 hosts of TBS would give them a number of topics (normally between 3 and 7 or so) and then Tripod would have an hour to come up with a song and perform it live on radio. They came up with some absolute stunners like “The Gospel According To Britney (Spears)”, “The Naked Chef” (then I found out why he’s not tackle out, why he’s not in the buff, when he’s cooking his stuff”) and “Hot Girl in the Comic Shop” (“my competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast”).

    Absolute GOLD.

    Have a good one,

    Beau

  5. Happy Birthday Robert!

    And just FYI: The guys who do the Xbox song (Tripod) are an *excellent* comic trio, who used to do a weekly segment on the radio station JJJ in Australia. Their segment was called “A Song In An Hour” and was on “The Breakfast Show”.

    Basically the deal was that the 2 hosts of TBS would give them a number of topics (normally between 3 and 7 or so) and then Tripod would have an hour to come up with a song and perform it live on radio. They came up with some absolute stunners like “The Gospel According To Britney (Spears)”, “The Naked Chef” (then I found out why he’s not tackle out, why he’s not in the buff, when he’s cooking his stuff”) and “Hot Girl in the Comic Shop” (“my competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair, so I knew I had to act fast”).

    Absolute GOLD.

    Have a good one,

    Beau

  6. Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they’re great though.

    I hope that at least you’re blonde.

    What’s blonder than not getting a blonde joke?

  7. Safari and Firefox seem to be a no-go for the blond joke and the WoW birth control device. I *read* that they’re great though.

    I hope that at least you’re blonde.

    What’s blonder than not getting a blonde joke?

  8. Not being blonde, I got the joke by the 3rd or 4th link, but kept going for about 20 more because this is a very interesting collection of blogs that have nothing in common except for linking into this joke. What a great way to find something new to read.

  9. Not being blonde, I got the joke by the 3rd or 4th link, but kept going for about 20 more because this is a very interesting collection of blogs that have nothing in common except for linking into this joke. What a great way to find something new to read.

  10. BTW – Happy Birthday Robert. You look younger than 41, but maybe that is because I picture Philip Seymour Hoffman when I read your blog. He should play you in the movie version of your book.

  11. BTW – Happy Birthday Robert. You look younger than 41, but maybe that is because I picture Philip Seymour Hoffman when I read your blog. He should play you in the movie version of your book.

  12. Happy birthday Robert another year but this one is going to be the best yet 2006 is our year .
    enjoy your day , and I liked the videos .

  13. Happy birthday Robert another year but this one is going to be the best yet 2006 is our year .
    enjoy your day , and I liked the videos .

  14. The link to the joke is broken or something. whats up!!!

    other than that happy b-day keep more of the channel9 goodness coming !!!!!!!!!

  15. The link to the joke is broken or something. whats up!!!

    other than that happy b-day keep more of the channel9 goodness coming !!!!!!!!!

  16. [...] In case you have not read it yet, Robert Scobble has a link to the best blonde joke ever. Hell, it might just be the best joke ever. [...]

  17. I like how Scoble’s blog links to Ben’s blog for the joke, which links to Shelley’s blog for the post, which links back to Scoble’s blog for the post. Is the joke that only a blonde would be dumb enough to keep surfing through the three sites without realizing that there’s no joke? Because, if it is, then it works marvelously, seeing as how I’m blonde.

  18. I like how Scoble’s blog links to Ben’s blog for the joke, which links to Shelley’s blog for the post, which links back to Scoble’s blog for the post. Is the joke that only a blonde would be dumb enough to keep surfing through the three sites without realizing that there’s no joke? Because, if it is, then it works marvelously, seeing as how I’m blonde.

  19. Just so you know, you really should check your link to the best blonde joke ever. It goes to the same place again and again, and I was showing it to my friend when POOF! It didn’t work anymore…and he was really fooled too. Just make sure to check that link.

  20. Just so you know, you really should check your link to the best blonde joke ever. It goes to the same place again and again, and I was showing it to my friend when POOF! It didn’t work anymore…and he was really fooled too. Just make sure to check that link.

  21. Happy Birthday!! It was great to see Tripod again…I saw them live in Sydney once upon a time & I have missed their sense of humour while travelling…thanks for making me smile today!!

  22. Happy Birthday!! It was great to see Tripod again…I saw them live in Sydney once upon a time & I have missed their sense of humour while travelling…thanks for making me smile today!!

  23. Me and my blondie ass kept searching for it when that was in fact the joke in the first place. Damn I’m slow. Well, I really don’t know you. But Happy Birthday anyway.

    See yas
    Kaze.

  24. Me and my blondie ass kept searching for it when that was in fact the joke in the first place. Damn I’m slow. Well, I really don’t know you. But Happy Birthday anyway.

    See yas
    Kaze.

  25. [...] I’m not going to particpate in it, but the “best blonde joke” (example)thing is driving thousands and thousands of hits every day to WordPress.com. It’s traffic on par with a front-page Digg, just constant and steady. Where did this thing come from??? (Continuing my tradition of being a month late to internet trends.) [...]

  26. i’ve been trying to find the best blonde joke ever and keep going in a circle.. help where is the actual joke?! my curiosity is getting the best of me! :-) karola

  27. i’ve been trying to find the best blonde joke ever and keep going in a circle.. help where is the actual joke?! my curiosity is getting the best of me! :-) karola

  28. Karola and others. The joke originally led from blog to blog to blog in an unending stream. You could click forever.

    But, it turned out the traffic was taking some people’s blogs down so Shelley turned it into a loop and linked it back to me. That was pretty funny too! Only a blonde would keep clicking the links in a circular fashion. :-)

  29. Karola and others. The joke originally led from blog to blog to blog in an unending stream. You could click forever.

    But, it turned out the traffic was taking some people’s blogs down so Shelley turned it into a loop and linked it back to me. That was pretty funny too! Only a blonde would keep clicking the links in a circular fashion. :-)

  30. dude, i hope you realize that people only comment here b/c its the higest rated post on wordpress and they want exposure for their own blogs.

    that is not why i’m here.

    eteraz
    dot
    wordpress
    [yank]

  31. dude, i hope you realize that people only comment here b/c its the higest rated post on wordpress and they want exposure for their own blogs.

    that is not why i’m here.

    eteraz
    dot
    wordpress
    [yank]

  32. I must be missing something (probably because I’m blonde) but even though I click on the links, and the links they point to, I never land on the joke. Is that the joke?

  33. I must be missing something (probably because I’m blonde) but even though I click on the links, and the links they point to, I never land on the joke. Is that the joke?

  34. im sexy with boobs the size of soccer balls and i like tanning naked at the beach. im 21 and have had sex 29 times and im not married! you know you want me! my butt is clean and even tan!

  35. im sexy with boobs the size of soccer balls and i like tanning naked at the beach. im 21 and have had sex 29 times and im not married! you know you want me! my butt is clean and even tan!

  36. [...] The link to “the world’s best Blonde Joke” on Scoble’s Blog would definitely be the sort of linking that would derail a newsworthiness analyser, but aside from prank posts I think the output could really be useful. A person’s blog reading habits could be analysed by their rss reader. This could then look at the blogs by their neighbourhoods, similar to the way Google places sites in neighbourhoods. The reader could then suggest other articles to read, based on the highest link velocities in each of the relevant neighborhoods. [...]

  37. HAPPY BDAY…WOW IS LIKE CRACK.. MY BOYFRIEND QUIT IT FOR ME…IT WAS HARD BUT I DID IT..

  38. Blonde Joke

    oh man, i know i said i wouldn’t post here (and i’m not planning to again), but i just came across a blonde joke that is actually funny so i couldn’t help but share it.

  39. i did not even get to read the joke because i could not find it and even if i did it probably would of been a waste of my time anyway so dont even try it because you are not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. i did not even get to read the joke because i could not find it and even if i did it probably would of been a waste of my time anyway so dont even try it because you are not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. LOL. hehe – it took me ages to find it – I think one of the links is broken – but it was worth it in the end. Brilliant!

  42. LOL. hehe – it took me ages to find it – I think one of the links is broken – but it was worth it in the end. Brilliant!

  43. Hah! I finally got the joke. In about two hours.

    I exercised my fingers, tho.

    You think you’re funny? Check out my stuff. It’s mind numbing. But, hey, I’m a blonde!

  44. Hah! I finally got the joke. In about two hours.

    I exercised my fingers, tho.

    You think you’re funny? Check out my stuff. It’s mind numbing. But, hey, I’m a blonde!

  45. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE IVE BEEN CLICKING ON LINKS FOR 2 HOURS YOU LOT R STUPID

  46. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE IVE BEEN CLICKING ON LINKS FOR 2 HOURS YOU LOT R STUPID

  47. hey robert i dont really kno u but happy bday whenever it was.. so wats with the whole joke thing? u kno my lil bros name is robert anyway have a good one

    aubrey

  48. hey robert i dont really kno u but happy bday whenever it was.. so wats with the whole joke thing? u kno my lil bros name is robert anyway have a good one

    aubrey

  49. wow why do they alays make fun of blonde like im not thay stupid!! lmao

    im so stupid adn i no it so i dont care if any one makes fun of me lmao ?? i think anyway i need to no some more dumb blonde joke s kk so give me a new site with the funnies ??loljkjk no but really?

  50. wow why do they alays make fun of blonde like im not thay stupid!! lmao

    im so stupid adn i no it so i dont care if any one makes fun of me lmao ?? i think anyway i need to no some more dumb blonde joke s kk so give me a new site with the funnies ??loljkjk no but really?

  51. heyy am hommies i no y people amke fun of blondes its because were so liked that even if they make fun of us they no that it wont hurt our feelings because we no that were coolier then them and they no that to and i think thats why??? u got an idea??
    llamo/lmao
    kk love blondes !!!!!!………….byee<3 <3

  52. heyy am hommies i no y people amke fun of blondes its because were so liked that even if they make fun of us they no that it wont hurt our feelings because we no that were coolier then them and they no that to and i think thats why??? u got an idea??
    llamo/lmao
    kk love blondes !!!!!!………….byee<3 <3

  53. lmao you guys are hilarious and thats cool to me anyways yeahh
    luve blondes <3<3<3
    “byee”

    blondie /janna

  54. lmao you guys are hilarious and thats cool to me anyways yeahh
    luve blondes <3<3<3
    “byee”

    blondie /janna

  55. oh yeahh i dont no but i wrote some thing and it earased buut yeahh w.e sooooooooo blonde got it going on i no bc i am one lmao jkjk anywasy any of u got a really good blodne joke that i wont alreadyy no?? write back on htios site kk
    lol’;
    byee<3<3

  56. oh yeahh i dont no but i wrote some thing and it earased buut yeahh w.e sooooooooo blonde got it going on i no bc i am one lmao jkjk anywasy any of u got a really good blodne joke that i wont alreadyy no?? write back on htios site kk
    lol’;
    byee<3<3

  57. lmao i got areally cool blonde joke for you here it is : Two blonde were walking and they came across some tracks, the first blonde said …”hey look its deer tracks ” and the 2nd blonde said “no those are moose tracks “..they were still arguing when…….the train hit them!!!!! yeahh u might think thats so gay buti love that joke its my favouiate !!! u can now tell that to all of ur freinds if u didnt already no that …or if u even got freinds
    lmoa
    jkjjk anyways
    ……………………………… can cabu talk back kk
    lmao
    byee<3<3

    the funnie thing is that i dont even no u guy s ohh wellll ill write more l8er kk
    lmaolamolmaolmaolamolamolmao byee

  58. lmao i got areally cool blonde joke for you here it is : Two blonde were walking and they came across some tracks, the first blonde said …”hey look its deer tracks ” and the 2nd blonde said “no those are moose tracks “..they were still arguing when…….the train hit them!!!!! yeahh u might think thats so gay buti love that joke its my favouiate !!! u can now tell that to all of ur freinds if u didnt already no that …or if u even got freinds
    lmoa
    jkjjk anyways
    ……………………………… can cabu talk back kk
    lmao
    byee<3<3

    the funnie thing is that i dont even no u guy s ohh wellll ill write more l8er kk
    lmaolamolmaolmaolamolamolmao byee

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