I’m nofoo, you nofoo? Come to the Ritz tomorrow

by on August 25, 2006

If foo, ignore.
Or nofoo, meet us at the Ritz in Half Moon Bay, CA (at the fire ring). Tomorrow. 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Else pass this along to another nofoo.
End.
//you just need a nofoo pass to get into nofoo (I’ll have my EVDO and security will be rampant at nofoo).
//bring $7 for parking in the valet.
//bring a jacket. And a camera.

  • Mama didn't raise nofoo.
  • Karim
    LADY 1: [chewing ecstatically] Mmmm, this tofu burger is delicious!

    LADY 2: That's not tofu -- it's Nofoo. [holds up container] Made with 100% real meat and real meat-type byproducts.

    LADY 1: Is this from O'Reilly Meat Products?

    LADY 2: Actually, Nofoo is made from meat that was rejected by O'Reilly.

    LADY 1: And yet, it's more delicious! [takes another bite]

    ANNOUNCER V.O.: Nofoo. Ask for it by name, accept no substitutes. Now in new Mojito flavor!
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