I’m nofoo, you nofoo? Come to the Ritz tomorrow

If foo, ignore.
Or nofoo, meet us at the Ritz in Half Moon Bay, CA (at the fire ring). Tomorrow. 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Else pass this along to another nofoo.
End.
//you just need a nofoo pass to get into nofoo (I’ll have my EVDO and security will be rampant at nofoo).
//bring $7 for parking in the valet.
//bring a jacket. And a camera.

6 thoughts on “I’m nofoo, you nofoo? Come to the Ritz tomorrow

  1. LADY 1: [chewing ecstatically] Mmmm, this tofu burger is delicious!

    LADY 2: That’s not tofu — it’s Nofoo. [holds up container] Made with 100% real meat and real meat-type byproducts.

    LADY 1: Is this from O’Reilly Meat Products?

    LADY 2: Actually, Nofoo is made from meat that was rejected by O’Reilly.

    LADY 1: And yet, it’s more delicious! [takes another bite]

    ANNOUNCER V.O.: Nofoo. Ask for it by name, accept no substitutes. Now in new Mojito flavor!

  2. LADY 1: [chewing ecstatically] Mmmm, this tofu burger is delicious!

    LADY 2: That’s not tofu — it’s Nofoo. [holds up container] Made with 100% real meat and real meat-type byproducts.

    LADY 1: Is this from O’Reilly Meat Products?

    LADY 2: Actually, Nofoo is made from meat that was rejected by O’Reilly.

    LADY 1: And yet, it’s more delicious! [takes another bite]

    ANNOUNCER V.O.: Nofoo. Ask for it by name, accept no substitutes. Now in new Mojito flavor!

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