CES warning: watch for people turning off TV’s

I've sat at Heathrow in a jam and not being from the UK none of the adverts beemed from all those TVs are even remotely relevant to me. In fact they probably aren't of interest to about ooh lets say 99% of the people. What I'd do for a TV-B-Gone then. In fact I'm going to buy one. Not to use in a place where I choose to be like an electronic trade show or TV shop. But when I'm subjected to lame adverts at airpots, shops, the street, resurants, bars.

Hell I'm not a green facist I just want some of my space back and the choice not to have it invaded by some marketing rubbish at me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! You will all suffer the same fate as me! MUAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

My TV actually went off this morning for no reason. I have Direct TV.. Could that be why it shut off? For a second I thought my Mom didn't pay the bill lol.. But when I woke up it was working.. Eh, I dunno..

Have fun at CES, Microsoft will do great with 360 and Vista.

You know, the International Spy Museum sells watches that act as remote controls that can turn off almost all TVs (and change volume, channel, and so on). If anybody wants to be a prankster I think they also sell the watches on amazon or ebay.

@33. Somehow I don' think turning off devices at the CES conference rises to the level of disruption you describe at Maplin and Heathrow. Will it be annoying for the exhibitors? Clearly. Will it have a dramatic effect on travel or commerce? I think not.

The green-fascists turn entire new-road schemes off in UK, via decade-long protest-and-appeal delays until the finance is no longer available.

They turned off Maplin new airport, then London Heathrow fourth runway, so fog (which slows traffic by at least half because of safe-spacing needs in non-visual conditions) recently meant days of delay for pre-Christmas passengers.

It is imperative that one of you good-side-geeks invents a device to identify these walk-thru turning-off-TVs subversives, so that the invigilator can unobtrusively get close for a retaliatory zap of some hi-tech sort (of which I myself know nought).

Cy Quick at mydigest.wordpress.com

LOL! Love this...will post a link over here...

Oh i dunno, watching some prat try to get money out of a teen could be funny...

"Your honor he turned our TVs OFF OMGWTFKHAAAAAN!!!111"

"Counselor, instead of suing him, you should be figuring out how you got a teen to turn a TV *off* at all. You could make millions from parents worldwide. In the meantime, grow up?"

I would like one of these at home to use w/ my 8-year-old who would watch TV nonstop if I let her.

Benny, Scoble has a habit of not defining things that he blogs about... you'll just have to live with it.

Sometimes I feel like I'm an outcast because I live in Detroit and don't know half the people or things that he mentions.

Example, that dude who got married. It took me 2 weeks to realize he was the blaugh.com guy.

I think this is pretty funny, actually. Their own technology turned against them. And the way to solve it is not with technology.

A friend of mine got thrown out of a stereo shop once for standing waaaaaaaaay back from the wall of stereos and hitting Eject over and over. Half would open, half would close. It doesn't take much to entertain that guy.

I love Phil's advice to sue for damages. Some kid playing a prank turns off your tv and your response is to sue him. Sweet, this is the kind of thing that gives corporations a bad name.

Not at all related, but worth reading - just mentally replace "author" with "blogger" and "book" with "blog"...

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004739.html

Could they be better then any universal remote before???

Josh Chandler
www.techoriphic.wordpress.com

Here where I come from, we call this concept universal remote controls.

Phil, Suggesting legal action to solve a problem represents everything that is wrong with our society today.

This really sounds like a tragic-comedy. Most probably those people are protesting something... I wonder what.

Bob's been doing this for years. He's always been ahead of the curve.
GO BOB!!

"My suggestion to the pranksters? Remove the tape covering the IR windows. Those are the little sticky bits of paper you can see on the front of the TV."

Not to be confused with the tacky stuff one can often see ON the TV.

IR signals are visible with black and white video cameras - use one to spot the bright flickering light coming out of someones head then sue that person for damages (effort to switch TV's back on / lost sales etc.)
Those same devices also switch on TV's, as the IR signal to switch a TV on is the same as to switch it off (hence why you only have a single "power" button on a remote) so get one yourself to be ready to switch them all back on again.
Then take the kid out back and give him a good kicking :)

Thanks, CES used to be in November in the ol' days (over 10 years ago), just forgotten the acronym.

The solution for the exhibitors is easy.

Place a small piece of black gaffer tape over the infra red thingy on the tv sets.

Why is there always a small percentage of people trying to screw most of us? People like that should be send to a far, far away island away from society.

Sounds like something Steve Wozniak would be involved in.

I used to have a really geeky prank involving Apple and a remote.

Perhaps I should blog that in detail at some point.

I do remember playing with my universal remote once in a bus a couple of years ago in india. I were traveling, some documentary was running with so much volume, I just couldn't sleep and my nokia 6600 came in very handy (love my nokia) - yeah most of the symbian phones that have an IR can be converted to universal remote using software and bingo ur in control ....

(and btb it did work out great in a TV Store too when the sales person was trying to get the remote :-P ,
if only that bewildered sales person was reading this post - he'll know how exactly the TV went on and off)

it should not be hard for ppl to play around as u mention. Vendors better be prepared ...

John: if you have a remote demo, then you can easily turn it back on. But what these guys are hoping to do is darken the pyramids of plasma displays that often are up to 50 feet in the air.

Andrew: yeah, but most of the plasma guys have their own videos.

I think you also have to be sure to pay your licensing fees for whatever content you are going to show on the TV (unless it is your own). Guys who show movies and TV programs get a visit from the motion picture industry guy who forces them to cough up some fee when at trade shows like this one.

that's going to kind of be sucky advice if you wanted to demo a new remote.

Colin: no, just your hat. And in truth, tinfoil works just fine.

Is this new? Or did you miss:

http://www.tvbgone.com/

Scotch tape should do the trick
;-)

Benny: CES is the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas next week. It is the biggest event for the consumer electronics industry in the world.

Does the tape need to be lead lined :-)

Hey, non-geeks also read this blog. What is CES and why is it important...?

Come on Robert, don't be a spoil sport! Imagine a prankster walking around CES sending out IR signals from his hat, and none of the TVs turning off - he won't know why.

My suggestion to the pranksters? Remove the tape covering the IR windows. Those are the little sticky bits of paper you can see on the front of the TV.

;-)

Geeks really are just junior highers, all grow'd up. :)