If I wanted to have lots of traffic…

…I would make a LOLCats Porn site.

“Huh?”

Well, last night I was talking with Automattic’s CEO, Toni Schneider (Automattic is the fine folks who make WordPress and host my blog). He told me that ICanHasCheeseburger is now the #1 WordPress.com site and is seeing traffic of more than 500,000 visitors per day. About 1/3rd of all files that WordPress.com’s servers are serving up are due to this one site alone (which is pretty incredible because WordPress.com is almost at a million blogs now).

But, I’m not that smart and I don’t have cute cats to take photos of. Makes me almost wish for flying dogs! Heheh.

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37 thoughts on “If I wanted to have lots of traffic…

  1. Hey, if you are into contests there is a great contest on YouTube for Valentines Day. The contest is to create a video for the holiday. Actually its two contests, one is to make a video talking about your great love and the second is to actually do an online video proposal called “Will You Marry Me?” Here’s the URL http://www.youtube.com/greatestlovestories?cm_cid=twb8. Right now there are very few entries so you might have a good shot at winning.

  2. Hey, if you are into contests there is a great contest on YouTube for Valentines Day. The contest is to create a video for the holiday. Actually its two contests, one is to make a video talking about your great love and the second is to actually do an online video proposal called “Will You Marry Me?” Here’s the URL http://www.youtube.com/greatestlovestories?cm_cid=twb8. Right now there are very few entries so you might have a good shot at winning.

  3. I have no idea what they are saying on the blog but its adorable. Anytime i need my dose of “too cute I wanna puke” I go there. Man..if only I could get 50 people to come to my blog.

  4. I have no idea what they are saying on the blog but its adorable. Anytime i need my dose of “too cute I wanna puke” I go there. Man..if only I could get 50 people to come to my blog.

  5. If I wanted to have lots of traffic I could have written about Vista and what a bunch of assh*les the Windows Marketing Team are. You know… for about a week, not seeing Scobleizer at the top or near the top of the Top Whatever’s List felt a little… lets say “liberating”. But now I recognize that things could have been, and now are, a whole lot worse.

  6. If I wanted to have lots of traffic I could have written about Vista and what a bunch of assh*les the Windows Marketing Team are. You know… for about a week, not seeing Scobleizer at the top or near the top of the Top Whatever’s List felt a little… lets say “liberating”. But now I recognize that things could have been, and now are, a whole lot worse.

  7. “Ripped from South Park Season 8 Episode: Quest”

    The creators of Southpark let everbody in on this little secret 2 years ago in season 8. Thanks anyway Scoble.

  8. “Ripped from South Park Season 8 Episode: Quest”

    The creators of Southpark let everbody in on this little secret 2 years ago in season 8. Thanks anyway Scoble.

  9. Glad to see that you have found teh Cheezeburgerz Rob – I have been busting my gut on this stuff for weeks.

  10. Glad to see that you have found teh Cheezeburgerz Rob – I have been busting my gut on this stuff for weeks.

  11. Steal pictures, repost them, avoiding the hard parts, like actual writing (or anything faintly passing for sentence structures) — works for Porn, Cat pictures, Beth Goza and Perez Hilton. Lowest common denominator does have a mass, people do like raw visual entertainment. Free market at work…

  12. Steal pictures, repost them, avoiding the hard parts, like actual writing (or anything faintly passing for sentence structures) — works for Porn, Cat pictures, Beth Goza and Perez Hilton. Lowest common denominator does have a mass, people do like raw visual entertainment. Free market at work…

  13. Hey cute animals, but possibly the most horrendous popular display of crappy English I’ve ever seen: read the “quick site news from…” on the right-hand side

  14. Hey cute animals, but possibly the most horrendous popular display of crappy English I’ve ever seen: read the “quick site news from…” on the right-hand side

  15. And most of those photos are illegally posted by the site owners, since they didn’t get the owner’s/photographer’s permission to use the pics. We’ll see where that goes over time …

  16. And most of those photos are illegally posted by the site owners, since they didn’t get the owner’s/photographer’s permission to use the pics. We’ll see where that goes over time …

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